I would walk like an Egyptian, or “Do the Egyptian” if I was on Dancing with the Stars.
But Dancing with the Stars makes me uncomfortable just watching it, so I doubt I would want to be on it. Maybe if my body could be contorted into the shapes of constellations then I would really be dancing with the stars.
Enjoy 🙂
Matthew D. Kiehl 
You and your brother could work together to make a computer generated version of the figure above to complete in your stead. 🙂